• Nacodoches Parents Are Funny As Fuck

    Original story was not EFL speaker, edited to flow in English. “Me” is not actually me, just reproducing the conversation. Deleted emojis, they did not copy well.

    Nacodoches parents are funny as fuck. This man and his daughter were at Walmart and we are all standing in line. It’s them, this lady and then it’s me. So the little girl is like 5 or 6. So she’s asking a lot of questions. So she asked her daddy something and he was like….

    Dad: Now why would you ask a question like that? If she asked you why you fat, then you would be mad. Worry about you, not her.

    Lady in front of me: You know, you really shouldn’t be talking to your child like that. That’s mental child abuse!

    Me: 😑😒 awe here this mfer go..

    Man: Who you talking to?

    Lady: You! You shouldn’t be calling your child fat! That is child abuse!

    Man: Don’t come at me sideways ma’am, you don’t know me like that. And if you must know, I’m teaching my child not to ask rude and offensive questions. Any time she asks a rude question, I ask her one about herself. So like I told her. Worry about you, not her.

    Me: OKAY!

    Lady: That’s mental and emotional abuse.

    Man: You know what, baby girl, ask this lady what you asked me.. go ahead. You wont be in trouble this time.

    Little girl: Ma’am, why do you stink like that? You don’t take baths?

    Lady: That’s not a very nice thing to ask someone. It could really hurt someone’s feelings.

    Man: See, when she asked me this question, she was talking about you. And you wanna come talking about abuse but I was trying to save you from getting your feelings hurt. Now look at you; sad and stinky.

    Me: OMG I CANT BREATHE!!! I DONE DROPPED MY DAMN RED BULL!


  • The Satanic Temples Seven Tenets

     

    These are better tenants to live by then most other religions. Basically, just be a good human being.

    1. Strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
    2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
    3. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
    4. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo your own.
    5. Beliefs should conform to our best scientific understanding of the world. We should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit our beliefs.
    6. People are fallible. If we make a mistake, we should do our best to rectify it and resolve any harm that may have been caused.
    7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

  • AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE!!!!!

    First and foremost, I put zero stock/credence into Astrology. It’s pseudoscience at best. That being said, I am always curious to
    see what the crackpots have to say. I have copy/pasted this ASIS. Originally from an unknown website or possibly a Facebook post (it contained emoji and hashtags) into the Notes.app on my phone, from that app to here (which is possibly where it’s ultimate destination was meant to be, who knows). The following changes may and/or may not have been made within reason;

    • Spelling mistakes have been corrected,
    • Grammar mistakes as well (if I caught them).
    • I also made it an unordered list.
    • Removed any personal notes from the source.

    This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.

    • AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
      • Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
      • Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
      • Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
      • Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
      • Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post
    • CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
      • MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
      • Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
      • Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
      • Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
      • EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.
    • SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
      • Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.
    • CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
      • Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

  • Untitled – 04/12/2020

    A little late night insomniac fueled #wordporn.

    I grew up not knowing who I was,
    I grew up not knowing who I wanted to be,
    I grew up not knowing who I wanted to believe in.

    Now I grow older every day, knowing who I am
    Now I grow older every day, knowing who I want to be,
    Now I grow older every day, knowing who I want to believe in.

    When I die, I will know who I wasn’t, who I was, and who I am.
    When I die, I will know who I wanted to be, who I wasn’t, and who I should have been, but never who I was.
    When I die, I will know who I never believed in, who I did believe in and who I could believe in.

    When I’m dead, I will know nothing.
    When I’m dead, will I be remembered for the man I was?
    When I’m dead, whom will I have left an impression on?

    When I die, I will have known [nothing].

    v1© Chris Brennan, 1/19/2014
    v2© Chris Brennan, 4/12/2014
    v2.1© Christopher Brennan, 4/12/20


  • Great Questions To Ask A Job Interviewer

    We all have found ourselves in the middle of a job we ended up hating because we failed to ask the right questions during the job interview process. It’s so important to use that job interview to ask worthwhile questions of your own, think of it as your chance to interview the job. Use these to help you learn to ask the right questions.


  • Why?

    • Why is it so hard to find love?
    • Why is it so hard to be loved?
    • Why is it so hard to feel loved?
    • I feel like there is no one for me. Everyone is so judgmental, they have this image in their head that is completely and utterly unreasonable, unrealistic, and unattainable. Everything is superficial and superimposed.

    Why? I fail to understand. I don’t get it.

    Does anyone even actually care?


  • It’s Never Enough by Five Finger Death Punch

    No video with this post, maybe if I remember to come back to it later on. I’m feeling pretty down about some shit right now and this song either helped or made it worse, I can’t decide yet.

    I’m so fed up with everyone around me

    No one seems to care

    I’m just so far gone and nothing’s gonna change

    I’ll never be the same

    It’s always do this, do that, everything they want to

    I don’t wanna live that way

    Every chance they get they’re always pushing me away

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    No matter what I say

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    I’ll never be what you want me to be

    It’s all so messed up and no one ever listens

    Everyone’s deranged

    I’m just so fucked up and I’m never gonna change

    I wanna lay it all to waste

    They’re always say this, say that, nothing that you want to

    I don’t wanna live that way

    Every chance they get they’re always shoving me aside

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    No matter what I say

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    I’ll never be what you want me to be

    I’m done!

    In the end we’re all just chalk lines on the concrete

    Drawn only to be washed away

    For the time that I’ve been given

    I am what I am

    I’d rather hate you for everything you are

    Than ever love you for something you are not

    I’d rather you hate me for everything I am

    Than have you love me for something that I can’t

    It’s never enough, it’s never enough

    No matter what I say

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    No matter who I try to be

    It’s never enough, no it’s never enough

    No matter how I try to taste

    It’s never enough, never never enough

    I’ll never be what you want me to be

    Source: LyricFind

    Songwriters: Donnell Spencer

    Never Enough lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC